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首页 四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版).doc

四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

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四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才X:马文才老婆A:旁白A:ItissaidthatliangshanboandzhuyingtaicametogethertotheNingbouniversity,afamousuniversityintheworld,tostudyEnglishthreeyearsagoLiangshanbohaveapassionforEnglishandlearnedoralEnglishfromProfessorZhouLiangshanboisespeciallygoodatimitatingMartinLutherKing'sspeech(L:“Ihaveadream”),ZhuyingtaihasawishtogoabroadanddreamthatshecanbeTheBBCPresentinthefuture(Z“thisisBBC…),finally,zhuyingtaiwasadmittedtoColumbiaUniversityforthehighTOEFLandGREscoresOntheday,Zhuyingtaideparture,liangshanbosawheroffintheLisheairportofNingbo(梁祝小提琴)L:Yingtai,takecareofyourselfwithoutmeIloveyousomuchandI’llmissyoueveryday!Z:Iloveyou,too!Shanbo,IonlyloveyouinthiswildworldI’llmarryyouassoonasIambackWaitformejustfortwoyearsL:OK,darling,I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOceanZ:I’llkissyoufromtheothersidePleasewaitformehoneyA:Amonthlater,LiangshanbocalledbackfromNingbo……“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””thenumberyouhavedialedisbusyingnow”L:what’swrongIworryaboutmydearMaybeshehasnomoneytouse,evenaffordingthephonechargeLetmetryagainAtthistime……(婚纱店)L:Oh,Sweetie,fortunatelyIgettouchwithyou,HowareyoumydearImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminute,everysecondWhatareyoudoingnow……Areyoulisteningtome,mydarlingZ:Listen,LiangShanboI’msorrytotellyouthatIlovedyoubefore,ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirlL:WhatAreyoukidding……WhyZ:BecauseI’llgetmarriedL:MarriedtowhoZ:To英俊潇洒,风流倜傥,玉树临风的MaWencaiHeissohandsomeSorich,evenricherthan都教授Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbodyL:WhatthehellyoutalkingaboutAreyoucrazy,YouwaitandseeI’llgiveyoutwosomecolortoseeseeI’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!Z:AmericaYoucancometoAmericaHahaha,…yourpoorEnglishA:LoversofbetrayalfornoreasondeeplyhurtthefragileheartofLiangshanbothathemadeseriousoath:hewouldkillZhuYingTaiotherwisehewon'tbeaguyintheworldSocomebacktoNBUtolearntheTOEFLandGREInordertobeabletokillovertheoceanLovers,heremindhimselfeverydaythathehasadreamL:Itellyou,myfriends,eventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,IstillhaveadreamItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandreamIhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtaiinAmericaItisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheartInmyheartA:Ayearlater,LiangalsocametotheUnitedStates,lookingforthewhereaboutsoftheZhuInthestreetsofNewYork,hefoundhisloverZhuYingtai,SheandMaWencaiwerejustatthemomentofloveydoveyL:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huhRemembermeI’mheretokillyouZ:Liang…liangshanboOh,WencaiHeiscrazynowHewillkillmeM:whoareyouL:whothehellareyouM:You!GetoutofhereL:You!Getoutofhere!Z:liangshanbo,Ipersuadeyoutogoassoonasyoucan,becausemydearwencaiisgoodat葵花宝典L葵花宝典Iamafraidofnothing,whatever葵花宝典or新华字典Comeon!马文才此时害怕,躲到祝英台身后。突然,电话铃响。M:takeiteasy(走至角落)HelloX:whereareyouWhatareyoudoingwithwhomM:ohdarlingI’mstudyinginthelibraryI’mbusynow,Iwillcallyoulater此时,许可从文才背后出现,揪住耳朵质问……X:youarestudyingItrackyouallthismorning!Z:wencai,whoisthiswomanM:emX:I’mhiswife,whoareyouZ:Mawencai!M:Sorryzhuyingtai,IliedtoyouIhavemarriedalreadyandIlovemywifeIcan’tleavemyfamilyandgowithyouI’msosorry!Z:sorryyoursister,youareabigcheater!(打马文才)X:stop!(推开祝英台)IlookdownuponthekindofgirllikeyouwhatasicklitterthreeDon’tcontactmyhusbandanymore(转脸面对马文才)you!gohomewithme!(拎走马文才)祝英台伤心落泪,转身面对梁山伯。Z:Oh,darling,youmustkillmeIknowIwaswrongL:IhavetoBecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansayZ:Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP,yousaidyou’dlovemeforeverDon’tkillme,okShanboPlease……L:Noway!Whereveryougo,whateveryousay,I’llberightherekillingyouIonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyouNowIcan’tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyouZ:Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’tcherishitIfIcouldmeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyouIfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,IwouldsaytenthousandyearsAndthatmanisyouTheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyouOnlyyouL:TheonlywomanIwanttokillisonlyyou!!Z:Please,youknowIloveyouIloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidamiIwanttomarryyouL:HeHeReallyZ:Oh,ofcoursePleasedon’tkillme!!!!L:TokillornottokillthatisaquestionIdon’tknowWhocantellmeIputherlifeinyourhandsEverybodyhere,pleasetellmekillornotkill(tokill)L:YouhearI‘msorryButdon’tworry,I’llgotoheaventogetherwithyouZ:Allrightkillme,thenwe’llbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgardenL:(杀了祝英台)yingtai,ourlovehasbeenbrokeninthisrealworld,IhopewecanrestartintheheavenYingtai,youarenotalone,I’mcoming!(自杀)旁白:从此,梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。男:Soboys,studyhardinEnglishfromnowon,Englishisimportantincompetingnowadays女:Andgirls,pleasedon’ttrustin高富帅,合:Thenloversareabletobetogetherinthelife,notneedtobecometwobutterfliesThankyou~

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